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Sep
15,2011 at 07:00 AM |
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An
Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After
Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...
"Which
Trip ?" |
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Sep
15,2011 at 07:00 AM |
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By: Admin |
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| Doctor
implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You
idiot, you gave me a woman?s ear
Doctor:
It makes no difference
Man: It
does,Now I hear everything
but understand
nothing
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Sep
15,2011 at 07:00 AM |
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By: Admin |
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| Jawanon
k Liye Ehem Naseehatein
1) Khud
ko Mobile mai itna na Mashghool Rakho
K Samne se koi Lush Push Bachi guzar Jaye
Aur Tumhe pata bhi na chale.
2) Bike
ho ya Car, Kabhi ye mat Socho k Ye Jahaz hai,
Balke ye Samjho K ye to Rocket hai.
3) Koshish
karo k Apne Hum-Umaro Se Bad-zabani na Karo,
Direct Sir Phaar Do Kaminay Ka.
4) Taaleem
har Kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k Kahin Aisa na ho k Tum
kisi ka haq Maar Lo. :-)
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Sep
15,2011 at 07:00 AM |
Submitted
By: Admin |
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| A
SHORT LOVE STORY A
man and a woman who had never met before,
but
who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on
a trans-continental train.
Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth
and she in the lower.
At
1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to
reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully
cold.'
'I
have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow!
That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,'
she replied. 'Get your own bloody blanket.' |
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Sep
15,2011 at 07:00 AM |
Submitted
By: Admin |
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| A
Belated Teachers' Day
Its A Humble
Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
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