April Fool SMS

U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...

Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.