April Fool SMS

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.

For pepsi "shahrukh"

For coke "aamir"

For mirinda "vivek"

For fanta "rani"

& For Thums Up "Akshay"

Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.

In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

If u don't mind

If u don't feel bad

If don't hesitate

Please......

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss......

kissan jam bottle
just RS.22.50 only. soon......

I

I l

I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..

Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!