Exam SMS

Excitement in Examz!!!…
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Probability of a topic
“The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

Lovely & Horrible days in my life
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,

Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”

HI YAY EXAM
Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain,
Merri neend uratay kiyun hain,
Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain,
Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

Newton’s 4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!

A student grabbed a coin
A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

Best of luck in your exams
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.

I wish you is best of luck in your exams
A genius is a person….
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?

-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

What’s d height of hope??
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

eXams are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Good news for Karachi University students
Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stop dreaming & start studying.com