Husband n Wife SMS

Newly married couple
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Bubbli:
Humari shadi ko pure 24 ghante ho gae hai
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Major Rohail:
Ur dekho lgta hai jese kal he ki baat ho

Wife: Apko meri khubsurti zyada achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi ..?
Husband: Mujay to tumhari ye mazaq krny ki adat bohat achi lagti hay....

Wo kia cheez hy jo B.V apnay husband ko sari umar nhi daiti?
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SAKOON.!

H: Mai nahi kar paonga
w: Tum kar saakte hoe
H: Bohot Chota hai
W: tum taakat lagakar dalo
H: Nahi Ja raha Hai
W: Chodo hum doseeri aangoothi leete hai

Husband: Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
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Husband again asks: No answer
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Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo.

In art gallery: couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife: AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte rahoge?

Wife: agar main gum hogai to aap kya karain gay?
Husband: its the time 2 disco
Kon dhonde ga tujhko
kabh na mile tu mujhko
its the time 2 disco

Wife: main tumhari yaad main 15 din main hi aadhi mar gai hoon..
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?
Husband: 15 din baad..!

Nurse: aapk judwa bachay huye hain.
Husband; yeh hona hi tha,Kamini program hi essay dekhti thi
KBC 2
indian Idol 2
Nach baliye 2
Dhoom 2
Voice of india 2

Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi B
Bano gay.