Husband n Wife SMS

Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi, pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,“darling main kaisa lag raha hon?” tabhi patni zor se chilayi “CHAKKA

Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha
Husband: tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta
Baccha masumiat se bola: Aur main sala puppy..!

Biwi: Main ma jaongi
shohar: main bhi mar jaonga
biwi: Tum kuin marna chahte ho?
Shohar: itni khushi mujhse baardaasth nahi hogi
An old man married a young girl..
Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?
Girl: aik to inki "INCOME"
Aur dossre in kay
"DIN KUM"

Wife: kash tussi SMS honday,Main zindagi bhar k liye save kar lendi,
Husband: Kaash tussi ringtone honday assi har haftay badal lenday.!

Suhag raat per dhoolhay ne dulhan ko
"Moo dikhaayi"
Mai 50,000 rupay diye to dulhan hairaan ho kar boli:

"HAin...?"
Kitne aadmi hain?

Shohar aur bivi main baat cheet band thi..
1 subha shohar ko jaldi uth kar kahin jana tha,
usne kaghaz pe likha
Mujhe subha 7 baje itha dena or kaghaz bv k takye k niche rakh dia..
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Subha shohar ki aankh khuli to 8 baj rahay thay..
Woh gusse se utha to dekha k takye k pass 1 kaghaz para tha aur likha tha..
"7 baj rahay hain, Uth jaoo"

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.

Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar Der Se Aya Hy

Shaadi k baad biwi bathroom se boli darling yeh bottle main kia hai white colour ka?
Husband: JaaneMAnn yeh woh bachey hain JINKO maa ka pyaar nahi mil saka.

BV sotay main zor se chilayi,
"jaldi utho mera shohar agaya"
Aadmi utha,Khidki se chalang laga di,Tang tut gayi,Phir khayal aya..
"BhenCHOD main hi to SHOHAR hoon!

A girl was on ship,captain blackmails her
if u dont have sex with me i'll sink this ship..
Later She SMS her husband , I saved 700 passengers 9 times in 2 dayz