Husband n Wife SMS

Bivi: kal 3 choron nay ghar main ghus kar mera rape kardiya
shohar: tumney roka nahi?
Bivi: bht roka par unhone kaha k ab subha hogai hai, hamien jana hoga..!

Man: i want a divorce.
My wife has not spoken me in six months..
Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to get!!

Raat ko sirf 3 tarhan ki makhlook jati hain
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Bhoot:
Insano ko daraney k liye
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Machar:
Insano ko satany k liye
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Husband n wife:
Aabadi BARHANAY k liye..!

a couple was going on the road .. A man came & start commenting the wife .. The husband became angry & start beating the man .. The wife said " MArro Marro praye aurat ko cherta hai "

When the man listen it . HE start beating her husband .. The wife again said
"Marro Marro Na khud cheerta hai na dosro ko cheerne deta hai " lolz
husband wife ki larai ho gai. husband fone pe:khanay main kia hai. wife:ZEHAR. HUSBAND:MAIN DAIR SE AOON GA TUM KHANA KHA K SOU JANA.

Wife:Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai ,
Usko mainne 10 saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha..
Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai
Husband: Itni lambi celebration.

W.Jan kaha tha na k aaram se
H.Kia hua
W.Dekho phat gae he or sorakh b bara ho gaya he
H.Yar tum ne khud hi to tite krne ko kaha tha
W.Jan itna b nhi kaha tha
H.Ab kia krun
W.Jan ab nikal b lo lekan aaram se
H.Ye lo
W.dekho kia hal kr dea he
H.Yar muje kia pata tha k itni nazak he apki
*Patang*
W.Ap b na.

I W.Ab kia kr rho
H.Yar dalne to laga hun
W.Jan sedha kr k dalo
H.Yar dekh lo sedha hi he
W.Jan thora sa tite kr lo
H.Yar Pakar kr dekh lo tite he
W.Jan der ho rhi he ab dalo b tak Maza len
H.Yar Ye lo dal dea
H.Jan aram se bari Nazak he kahen phaar na dena dalte hue meri
*Patang men Dhaga*

Husband apni wife ka janaza Le jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte NE kaat liya tha.

Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p

WIFE: SUNA HAI K JANNAT MEIN HUSBAND K SAATH WIFE KO NAHIN REHNE DETE.

HUSBAND: SAHI SUNA HAI.

WIFE: AISA KYUN?

HUSBAND: ARE PAGLI ISILIYE TO USE JANNAT KEHTE HAIN.

Train main barat wapis aa rahi thi,Raat hogai ..
Dulhan: aj hamari suhag raay hai..aap kuch karte q nahi?
Dulha: Woh dekho samne likha hai CHALTI TRAIN mIan upar charna mana hai.