Sex SMS

Girl(2 another girl):Jab tum sex karti ho to kya apne husband se baat karna pasand karti ho ? She Replied: Agar Phone nazdeek pada ho to kar bhi leti hoon..!

Major Rohail
“Insurance wala ne kha ye insurance sirf
Husbnd wife k lye hai
Ab main 4 dfa insurance k lye
4 B.Vyan kha se laon”
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Anti Misba
“Main to 16 dfa krva bhi aai”

Love is a fame.Sex is a game.Boys hav fun,girls get blame.5 minutes of joy,9 months of pain.Then da junior fucker is born again

wht is choot choot is maal nothing but khaal middle me laal surrounding by baal jo choode wo nihaal jo chood way wo behaal

wht is choot.choot is maal nothing but khaal middle me laal surrounding by baal jo chode wo nihaal jo chood waye wo be haal.bolo sasriya kaaal

Sex is like Nokia- connecting people. Like Nike- just do it. Like Pepsi- ask for more. Like Samsung- every one is invited. Like me- too good to be true.

aik larki sex ke baad boli mujhe aaj duniya ka aik such pata chala hai larka kya larki k sirf lund hi bhujae choot ki pyaas mooli gajar jheera sab bakwass

sex is very fun...EVERY1 knows that
but if u hvn't ever tried...
try with MEEE!!!!!

SEX ACCORDNG 2 AGE. UNDER 25 DIN RAAT.... UNDER 35 ROZ RAAT.... UNDER 45 JUMERAAT.... UNDER 55 EID SHABERAT .... UNDER 65 BURI BAAT!!!!!!!

aik admi ne kaha k main bahot randi baz hun kisi say nae darta aik din wo or us ka dost ghar ja rahe thy raat koi 2,3 ka time tha us k dost ny pechy say halki c awaz nikali to us bund band ho gae isi trha nae reality main mein larjiyon ki phudi band karna chahta hun so sexy girlz cal me or msgz me.