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Latest Adult SMS
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SMS
Kya khel ishq
ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie
film ka gana kitna pyara hai
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Did
u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight |
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Wife
: Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho
.. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee
hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein
khaa raha hoon. |
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Jab
chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala. |
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1
Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat |
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Tujhe
dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker. |
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Girl
: Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. |
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Wo
kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka |
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Boy
to girl : tum gaana boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge |
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If
u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u |
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