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Latest Adult SMS
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| During
sexual session the girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"Boy:
"Do I vibrate a lot?" Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d
tunnel u loose network |
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Patni
ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai. |
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Richman
to poorman- "How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B'coz in my childhood i had no other toys to play"!!! |
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Sardar
wid Grandson.Late nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,I hv an
Erection!" Gson says,"1st its 2 Late,2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd
d Cock u holdin is
mine" |
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Ek
boy ek girl ko jaldi-jaldi chod rahaTha,GRL boli itni jaldi kya hai,
boy bola
kahi tumhara boy frnd na aa jaye,GRL muskura karBoli wo to SMS pad
rahaHai. |
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4
road signs which stands in front of a womans vagina....
1)Caution-dark tunnel. 2)Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3)Go
slow.4) Men
at work |
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I3
gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi... pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain... doosri gashti: mere 4
husband hon jo
din raat ki shift lagain....teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho
uska chhota sa
lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney
jab worldcup
ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye
aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun.............. |
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Girl
and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and
water, girl said-dear plz fuck me. boy asid: why? girl said: abey
kuch to ander
jayega.
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Girl
to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain |
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Free
Pick up + Dinner + Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 115 (police) and say Tussi Saray panchod ho |
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