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Latest April Fool SMS
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U
are a...
B.
I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u
smiling now?
*YOU
BITCH* |
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WARNING
! ! !
This
is a VIRUS . . .
When
you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN |
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By : Admin |
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Hi,
Doing
nothing?
Then
Make a Place,
4 Me
in ur Heart!!
I May
come there any time!
Ur's
Faithfully,
"HeArT
aTtAcK" |
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By : Admin |
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A
study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! |
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By : Admin |
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| I
want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for
me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel
U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... |
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By : Admin |
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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ... |
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By : Admin |
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Fact1:
You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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By : Admin |
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You
are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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By : Admin |
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You
are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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By : Admin |
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We've
known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob
a bank?
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS. |
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By : Admin |
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