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Latest April Fool SMS
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Manzil
ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo
ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Manzil
ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo
ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe
TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
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Yeh
sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz, Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki tumhe MALARIA hai.
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Plz
don't read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre
wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!! |
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Attendence..
Pappu
Yes
Sir
Bablu
Yes
Sir
Tinku
Yes
Sir
Ullu
??
Ullu
??
Ullu
Button
dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa. |
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Ov
o
l e
Y U
ov
o
l e
Y u
L V
e ou
HARI
OM!!
Kabhi Bhagwan ka Naam bhi liya karo.
Is
kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai... |
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Legs
utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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Yaad
hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro
se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE
BABA!!!!!!
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Hotho
se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai
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If
people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be
cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
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