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Latest Boys n Girls SMS
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Dosto
aaj hum 1 ajib-o-gariß makhlooq k ßare me parhenge.Is jandaar ka
nam hy GIRLFRIEND..
Ji
haan GIRLFRND Ye aksar ßoyfrnd k sath payi jati hy Inki pasandida
ghiza boyfrnd ka ßHEJA hota hy Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NAATAK karte
hue dekha jata hy Is jandaar ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar RONA or
emotionally ßlackmail karna hota hy
Girlfrnd k katne par TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai jo laa ilaaj
hy
Moral-"always keep dstance frm Girl frnd":-) |
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Phool
kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain,
Wah Wah
Phool kharab nahi hota ..Makhiyan kharab karti hain,
Bacha kharab nahi hota baachiyan kharab karti hain. |
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Ek
nurse ka mangaiter ussay bari hasrat se;
kaash mujhe koi haadsa paish aata to may tumhare pass ata,
Tum meri kismat karti aur main jaldi theek hojata.
Nurse: tumhien mere pass koi haasda nahi bal k mojza hi la sakta hai,
Q k main GAYNE ward main hoti hon. |
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Boy:
Teri judai main neend urthi hai,
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Chain khota hai,
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Jaan jaati hai,
aur
Dil rota hai,
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Girl: Doctor ko dikha le bhai
Q . k
DANGI VIRUS
bhi aisa hi hota hai. |
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Larki
ka dil PANI ki tarha hota hai,
larkay ka dil mobile ki tarha..
Chahay mobile pani main giray
ya
pani mobile pe giray
WATT MOBILE ki hi lagti hai. |
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Boyfrnd;
main tumse shaadi nahi karsakta isliye yelo apne love letters aur
meray mujhe wapis karo.
Girl frnd: (Bari c basket samney rakhtey huye) Is main se jo jo tumharey
hain nikal lo. |
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Larki
apne bf se!
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Mera Janu
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Mera ladla
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mera gugla
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Tum mujh se shaadi karo gay?
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Bolo kichu pichu!
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Bf: Tum mujhe propose karna chah rahi ho
ya ADOPT karna?
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2
boyz talking:
aaj ki larkiyaan:
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Khuda bachaye
Hamien in haseeno say
Dil nasheeno say..
Maha jabino say..
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Magar inko kon bachayega hum kameeno se..!
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I
can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs
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Boys
room:
Before marriage:
Perfumes,luv lettrs,gifts, frndship bands,Cards,snaps,Music..
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After Marriage:
Pain killers,Loan paperz,Unpaid bills,grocery list,Pampers.. |
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