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Latest Boys n Girls SMS
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"Log
kehte hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi, magar wo log
yeh kyon bhool jaate hain ki dhoka bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut
nahi"
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What
will a guy sing after he gets proposal from a rich girl'... .......
Think ....... ....... Think ....... Think ... "Agar tum miljao
'KAMAANA' chodd denge hum."
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Why
gals close dier eyes while kissin a guy......"ye ladkiyan bhi
na. . . . .ladkon ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti"!!!!
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Ladka-
tute hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..... ladki-
tuti hui chappal se mar kgayega ya chappal tutne tak mar khayega.
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A
young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a
girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
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ik
bus main larkay or larkiyan antakshri khel rahe the..larkion ne kaha
hum tumhain hara k dikha den gien, boys ne javab diya hum haar gayee
chaloo ab dikhaoo
There are TWO major reasons why girls do not mind their own business.....?????
First...No mind... Second..No business. Plz dnt mind...Oops sorry
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Ek
ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath
deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke
saath tha . ........ Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin
badaltey
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Ladkiyon ke college main strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR
SE BHARO....
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What
is d diff btw daava n daru? Dava is lik ''grlfrnd" dat comes
with expiry date n daru is like''wife'' jitni purani hogi utni sir
pe chadegi.
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| Boy
2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi
tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha?
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