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Excitement
in Examz!!!…
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL
n T20…
Same
rules should be applied in Examz!
(1)
Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2)
Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3)
Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4)
Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
(5)
Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. |
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Exams
are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D |
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Lovely
& Horrible days in my life
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible
days in my life :
“only exam days” |
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WHY
STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy? |
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Newton’s
4th law
According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it! |
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Exams
ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Best
of luck in your exams
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish
you is best of luck in your exams
A genius is a person….
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As
Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !! |
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To
b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams"
Bcoz,
it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" &
TackLe "Emergencies"!
Think Different
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eXams
are there, at the paper u stare
eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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| Xams
are there,
at the paper
u stare;
the answer is
nowhere,
which makes
u pull ur hair.
The teachers
make u glare,
the grades r
not fair,
but just like
the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE
!!
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By : Admin |
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