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Latest Flirt SMS
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Life
is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
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God
made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON. |
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| Kash
aap kabi hamari gali main aain,thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora
sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU
LE LO PIAZ LE LOBy |
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| Aahat
si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho, hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke
tum ho,ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho |
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| The
NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please
report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any
inconvenience.c |
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I
cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............
Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! |
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Hello,U
R So,
Hello,
U R So,
art!
S art!
m
s art!
m
s art!
s artm!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
ms art!
SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
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If
you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular
as Clock, be
fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good
as !!!!me.....
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I
chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i
chased reality i
found dreams, i chased a monkey and i found you.
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| The
animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come,
the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But
The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy
reading this SMS ! |
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