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Seeing
a Cockroach on ur bed
is nothing actually....!!
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The Real Problem Starts When It Disappears...!! ;-) :-P |
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An
Airline Introduced
A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After
Great Success,
The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...
"Which
Trip ?"
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| Doctor
implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot,
you gave me a woman?s ear
Doctor: It makes
no difference
Man: It does,Now
I hear everything
but understand
nothing
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| Jawanon
k Liye Ehem Naseehatein
1) Khud ko Mobile
mai itna na Mashghool Rakho
K Samne se koi Lush Push Bachi guzar Jaye
Aur Tumhe pata bhi na chale.
2) Bike ho ya
Car, Kabhi ye mat Socho k Ye Jahaz hai,
Balke ye Samjho K ye to Rocket hai.
3) Koshish karo
k Apne Hum-Umaro Se Bad-zabani na Karo,
Direct Sir Phaar Do Kaminay Ka.
4) Taaleem har
Kisi ka Haq hai,
Zyada Parh k Kahin Aisa na ho k Tum
kisi ka haq Maar Lo. :-)
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| Frustrated
Student Letter 2 Da Principal
Salam Saaley,
Yeh Bata Kaun Haramkhor Paper Set Karta Hai?...
Kameno,
Studentx Ki Jaan Nikal Jati Hai.
Uper Sey Paper Checking Aisi Hoti Hai Jaisey Maa Ki Maut Ka Badla
Ley Rahay Ho.
Aisa Sylabus
Banatay Ho Jaisay Tmhara Yahan Sab Topperx Hain.
Tera Baap B Paper Mein Pass Na Ho.
Tu Bahir Mil
Kahein Saaley....
Bataunga Tjhey.
Urx Faithfuly,
Pagal Hun K Naam Likhon?:-D
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| A
SHORT LOVE STORY A
man and a woman who had never met before,
but
who were both married to other people,
found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a
trans-continental train.
Though
initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and
she in the lower.
At
1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am,I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach
into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
'I
have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow!
That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.
'Good,'
she replied. 'Get your own bloody blanket.' |
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A
Belated Teachers' Day
Its
A Humble Request
"80% Of Teachers r
Suffering From Throat
Pain By Teaching Students."
So Plz
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BUNK d Classes As Much
As Possible
n
Save Our Teachers
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If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is
beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Dil
main Tum
Dharkan
main tum
Aankhon
main Tum
Saanson
main Tum
Jahan
B dekho
Bas
Tum hi Tum
Detol
wali Aunty Sach kehti hain
JARASEEM hr jaga hotay hain :D |
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| Why
do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just
a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
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