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Latest Funny SMS
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| girls
are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press
the wrong button u'll be disconnected! |
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| I'm
@ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was
positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss |
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| An
independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life &
who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! |
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| i
want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf
i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf
again |
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| At
dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people
r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool
is reading my text!pass on |
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| Jesus
says to John come forth ill give you eternal life. John came fifth
he won a toaster |
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Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I
dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
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Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
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Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
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| When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
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