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Latest Husband n Wife SMS
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Wife Treats Hubby By Taking
Him To A Lap Dance Club For His Birthday ..
At The Club:
Doorman Says: Hi Jim How R You?
Wife Asks: How
Does He Know You?
Jim Says: Oh Dear, I Play Football With Him
Inside Barman
Says: The Usual Jim ?
Jim Says To Wife: Before You Say Anything , He's On The Darts Team
In My Local
Next A Lap Dancer
Says: Hi Jim
Do You Crave Special Again ?
The Wife Storms
Out Dragging Jim With Her & Jumps Into A Taxi..
Driver Says
"Hey Jimmy Boy ,
You Picked Up An Ugly One This Time.."
Jim's Funeral
Is On Sunday
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Husband
throwing knives on wifes picture.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received call from her
"Hi,wat ru doin?"
His honest reply,"MISSING U" |
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Wo
kia cheez hy jo B.V apnay husband ko sari umar nhi daiti?
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Guess
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Gues?
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SAKOON.! |
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H:
Mai nahi kar paonga
w: Tum kar saakte hoe
H: Bohot Chota hai
W: tum taakat lagakar dalo
H: Nahi Ja raha Hai
W: Chodo hum doseeri aangoothi leete hai |
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Husband:
Kya tumne mujhe kutta kaha?
Wife didnt answer.
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Husband again asks: No answer
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Then he asks again,
Wife: nahi kaha na,Plzz ab bhonkna band karo. |
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art gallery: couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
Wife: AB chaloge bhi ya Hawa k aane ka intezar karte rahoge? |
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Wife:
agar main gum hogai to aap kya karain gay?
Husband: its the time 2 disco
Kon dhonde ga tujhko
kabh na mile tu mujhko
its the time 2 disco
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Wife:
main tumhari yaad main 15 din main hi aadhi mar gai hoon..
Mujhe leyne kab aarahay ho?
Husband: 15 din baad..!
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Nurse:
aapk judwa bachay huye hain.
Husband; yeh hona hi tha,Kamini program hi essay dekhti thi
KBC 2
indian Idol 2
Nach baliye 2
Dhoom 2
Voice of india 2
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Husband:
Ji krta hy Tumhri Zulfon men Kho jaon
Ankhon Me bus Jaun
Tumhari Bahon me Jhool Jaun
Wife:
Waheed Muraad he Rahoge Ya Kabhi
Imran Hashmi B
Bano gay. |
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