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Latest Husband n Wife SMS
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| Sama
tha suhana suhagrat ka tha bahana, Dulha mood main tha dulhan se sunne
koi gana. Dulhan ne shuru kiya gana, Bhaiya mere rakhi ke bandhan
ko nibhana...! |
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A
beggar-" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."Husband
told his wife-"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me
ye andha hoga!!
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HOW
Wife CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS: 1. A G, 2. O G, 3.
SUNTE HO, 4. BUNTY KE BAPU, 5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO, 6. KAHAN MAR
GAYE, 7. AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AOUN
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Beta
apni maa se,purani album dekhte huye-maa ye photo mein itna smart
aadmi kaun hai?Maa:-beta ye tumhare papa hai. Beta-to hum is ganje
k sath kyo rehte hain.
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Wife
ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband
ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.
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| Suhag
raat k baad husband ne apni wife se pucha k kal raat ko kya mahsus
kiya? to,,,, wife ne kaha 5 Percnt sharam, 5 Prcnt dard, or 90 Percnt
purani yadien, |
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Kaali
ghata chayi hai, Kya aj phir biwi se maar khayi hai? Kehti hai sudhar
jao. Par meri galti nahi, bajuwali aaj mini skirt main aayi hai..
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A
chinese couple Mr..Mrs Hua got twins without getting married. What
did they name them? Ans: Jo hua, So hua...!!!
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Wife-
Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-'Ja
ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.
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| Wife:kal
raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat
fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya
hua th |
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