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Latest Insult SMS
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Evil
made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then
devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. |
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When
somebody who is deeply in love
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind |
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I
have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful” |
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At
ur age hitler commited suicide
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide |
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Plz
call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega |
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Muskurati
bohut ho
Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho! |
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By : Admin |
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Lost
in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An
extra sense is NON SENSE. |
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Why
do men chase women?
Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer:
For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.
posted
in Insult SMS
3 ways
to break d mirror
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw
stone at d mirror
2.
throw de mirror on d floor.
3.
stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth…. |
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By : Admin |
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You
are ULLU
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
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I
just feel u….
I just feel u….
Whenever
I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s
juts because …………
******I
LOVE CARTOONS******* |
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