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Latest Insult SMS
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Close
ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur
face
ur
style
ur
nature
ur
smile
ur
looks
Now
open your eyes
Free
main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo
thanks bolo;-) |
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Ur
5 qualities:
1———
2———
3———
4———
5———
Agar
zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti |
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6
truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face. |
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When
u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!! |
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I
put my dog out of the window
Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’ |
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What
is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss
is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear. |
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International
day for mentally disabled
Today is an international day
for the mentally disabled .
Please
send an encouraging
sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as
i have done………
Roses r lal skies r nila
Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?
O.K
Roses
r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.
Thora
sa or bura manlo :p |
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Mental
hospital is not so far
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And
once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
posted
in Funny SMS, Insult SMS
What
is the difference between monkey and donkey
What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice
is urs……..:p |
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Aaj
naha lo, please
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz
inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz… |
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How
Pakistani professors speak english,
1.
Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6.All of u stand in a straight circle.
7.Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8.Everybuddy stand lengthwise.
9.Y r u looking at the monkey outside da window wen I’m here?
10.Ur talking bad habbit. |
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