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bush
on 14122008b
Bush on 14-12-2008
Bush
finally found Weapon of Mass Distruction (WMD)in Iraq on 14th December....
The Lethal "10 Number kay jootay" |
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Now
he says "America will attack all those countries where 10 number
shoes will be"...
At the end he said,
Maaliki muj ko bachana barastay jooton say |
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teacher
pathan syb
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?
Pathan:
Pata nahi..?
Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?
Pathan:
"ZARDARI" |
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zardari
ki zamin s
Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad ...
Tu
nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad ....
Zardari
ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay, gas, bijli ka bohran...
Quam,
mulk, sub-gharak Nawaz, wakil paainda bad...
Benazir dunya say farar...
Parchamay
sitara-o-Hilal ...
Khoon main ranga sara saal...
Bhool
apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal..
Saya-e-America sar pe sawar |
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p
o l i t i c i a n
P o l i t i c i a n ...
One
Who Shakes Your Hand Before Elections
And
Your
Confidence After ... ;-> |
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yeh
baat hum sab ko
yeh baat hum sab ko tasleem kar leni chahiye k kaheen na kaheen hum
sab kee neeyat mein khot mojhood hai, agar aisa na ho Zardari(house
of neeyat khot) president k liye apply kyun karey? |
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Zardari
ka naya slogan,
Jeet
k geo na haar k geo,
Yeh Pakistani hain in ko mar k geo |
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channel
p ki bharpoor kamyabi k bad ab Geo pesh karta hai Geo Z,
iss
mein apko milein ghey waadey, wadey khilafian, lollipop aur b boht
kuch.
Channel
k slogan hai,
pehley
lota musharaf tha aur ab zardari hai, Geo Z geo zardari hai |
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Kuch
din pehley tak mein apney mobile par alaram laga kar sota tha ta
k subha prayer k liye uth jayoon laikin jab sey zardari nein sadarat
k liye ummeedwari ka elan kiya hai light na honey kee waja sey mein
Azan sey pehley hee uth jata hoon,
Farq
to parta hai,
"Geo
Zardari" tu ein nirri bemari |
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mein
shohrat ka talib naheen,
mein protocole ka talib naheen,
mein aalishan bangley ka talib naheen,
mein rupeye jama karney ka talib naheen,
"Bus mujhe President bna do baqi kaam mein khud kar loon gha"
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