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Latest Santa Banta SMS
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Nurse-
Congrats: Apke jurwa bete hue hain.
Santa: Ye to hona hi tha.
Nurse- Kyon?
Santa: Jab dekho KBC PART-2 dekhti rahti thi, Mil gaya na UMEED SE
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Santa
talking on phone.
Banta: Kis se baat kar rahe ho?
Santa: Biwi se. Banta: Itne pyar se...?
Santa: Tumhari hai. |
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Santa:
I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet. |
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Santa's
son: Mere papa bahut darpok hain.
Banta's son: How?
Santa's son: Jab bhi road cross karte hain to meri ungli pakad lete
hain aur kehte hain ki chodna mat. |
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Banta
joins army, given AK 47. He's puzzled & asks Major: Sir, yeh bandook
ki nali samne rakhun ya ulta?
Major: Kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga. |
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Gal:
I think the poorest people are the haapiest.
Banta: Then marry me and we'll be the happiest. |
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Santa:
Main ek eho jehi cheej labhi aa jeehday nal deewar de aar par dekhya
ja sakda hai.
Banta: Balle! Ki cheej hai?
Santa: MORI
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Santa:
What is the similarity between Bill Gates n Me?
Banta: Don?t know.
Santa: Well... He never comes to my house & I never go 2 his!
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Santa
& Banta are walking down the road when Banta says: Look at that
dog with one eye!
Santa covers one of his eyes and says: Where?
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Santa
to Banta: Name 5 animals living in the water?
Banta: 1 Frog.
Santa: Theek hai hor das?
Banta: Frog da praah, bhen, piyo te maa. |
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