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a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch
him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back
and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha..."
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Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha! |
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SARDAR::
Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon |
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This
sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him
;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh
to
janwar hai, usko kya pata" |
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There's
a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the
sardars in the 'mayyat' are dancing the bhangra and singing and general
'balle balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange that
instead
of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its marriage baraat. So
one of
them asks Santa Singh, ;Singh Saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya
hai aur
aap naach rahe ho?; .....comes the reply, ;Haan ji! Hai hi baat badi
kushi
ki!!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar brain tumour se mara hai!!!; |
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One
day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize"
replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar |
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Sardarji
calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"
"Just a sec," says the receptionist. "Thank you."
says the Sardar and
hangs up.
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Why
did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed
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Sardarji
fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints
like
"Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.
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SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-""EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO "JANANI" " |
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