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Latest Wedding SMS
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Why
dogs don’t marry
Why
dogs don’t marry?
A:
Because they are already leading a dog’s life! |
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What
is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA….. |
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When
a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper. |
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| why
the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is
given his last chance to run away. |
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First
the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering. |
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Why
do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. |
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Marriage
is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
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Some
people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
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She
goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Last two words in yes dear
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
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A
little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No
idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…” |
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